Drivers License

While settling into our new "home" on Earth, we decided on different roles each of us should play. It seems like Captain is the Daddy, Toni is the Mommy, Caeser and Derrot are the kids, and I am the... family dog.

Just kidding.

Though there is some truth to that. Xerxes is just bossing us around as usual (hence the roles.) I don't know what Toni's been doing. Xerxes found it amusing that the truant officers sent Caeser and Derrot to school, so it looks like they have to deal with that. And what do I have to do?

Learn to drive. Flying is waaaay easier, don't you think? Especially a spaceship. Because there are fewer things to bump into in space. It's so spread out. Earth, however, is a nasty traffic jam. Don't get me wrong, it's like that on other planets, too. But there's a thing called public transportation that this particular place on Earth does not have a very advanced version of.

One good thing came of this, though. When I was getting my vision checked, I think a girl was checking me out. |D

Toni says it's just because of the glasses. :( Crazy Earth fetishes.

Flower Hunting, Part I

I don't think Rafflesia wants to be my friend. D:










It smells like Xerxes' cooking.

A new friend

This new week has got me really stoked! Pretty soon we're going to make a landing on Earth. I'm going to go to a florist and see if I can find a new friend (nobody wants to be my friend in this crew.) :(

I wonder what species I should get? Any ideas?

I'm not an ensign!

I'm not! How dare Xerxes refer to me as one! I'm a captain! Well, I don't have a crew. Or a ship. But I'm every bit his equal.

So what happened. (I'm telling this because I want to, not because it was assigned to the ship's "ensign.") Since we have to connect to an Earth internet connection to post to this website, we are sadly reliant on their technology. So one day the internet didn't work at all. Apparently the server we use totally went down. It only went down for a day, but we took a break. Toni took the news especially hard, since she didn't get to make her daily post. That ruined it for her. (It ruined several weeks of our lives, too.) But with the dawning of a new month, we'll try to return to our days as scheduled. Maybe we'll make some extra posts here and there to ease our guilty consciences. Toni and my guilty consciences at least. Hank is always busy acting like the boss, Derrot likes to play in meadows and bunny crap all day, and Caesar is just plain lazy.

I might have to make some lasagna. They seem to like that Earth dish.

Except Caesar, you know. He eats the souls of kittens.